On the nineth day of Christmas Beholder gave to me 9 LADS A DANCING, 8 MAIDS A MILKING, 7 LORDS A SKIMMING, 6 FAKERS PRAYING – 5 FALLEN KINGS !!! – 4 RANCID TURDS, 3 BEST FRIENDS, 2 STINKIN GLOVES and a DOWNLOAD SINGLE FOR FREE.

On the nineth day of Christmas Beholder gave to me 9 LADS A DANCING, 8 MAIDS A MILKING, 7 LORDS A SKIMMING, 6 FAKERS PRAYING – 5 FALLEN KINGS !!! – 4 RANCID TURDS, 3 BEST FRIENDS, 2 STINKIN GLOVES and a DOWNLOAD SINGLE FOR FREE.

Yet again the band has proven to be an innovator and trend setter and this year has seen the rise of Beholder’s very own Stealth Bumming!!  Unsure how the craze started, or quite why, but this act of covert intrusion has seen engineers, road crew, band members and fans alike all fall foul of this most humorous of pastimes.  Countries such as Croatia, Norway and of course the UK have all embraced the bumming and we now look to you for some back door action.

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So do you think your sneaky enough to stealth bum someone over the festive season?  Then get your photo’s to us and we’ll choose the best of the bunch and the winner will get themselves a free Beholder Hoodie!!

Please be aware Beholder takes no responsibility for any possible reactions to any stealth bumming manoeuvres – such as a smack in the nose, poke in the eye or full blown relationship emerging from your actions!!  Choose your location and your victims wisely.  Entries must be in by Jan 4th.

“Look at yourself – you’re a shallow disgrace

Its time to tear away the mask – leave the masquerade

Look at yourself – beggars, thieves and lies

Remove the plank that hides the mask or would it splinter the eyes”

Lyrics from KILLING MACHINE (The Order Of Chaos)

Profit Of The Lie and Toxic Nation (Live at Bloodstock Open Air) GET YOUR FREE COPY NOW – http://beholder.bandcamp.com

Taken from ‘The Order Of Chaos’ available on Razorline Records for pre-order on Jan 4th 2013 from beholder.bigcartel.com with official release on Feb 1st.

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2 responses

  1. That pic of Simon… its looks like a conga line of stealth buggery!

    December 21, 2012 at 5:49 am

    • Its was a Croatian wall of Stealth buggery! ha

      December 21, 2012 at 5:55 am

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