On the sixth day of Christmas Beholder gave to me 6 FAKERS PRAYING – 5 FALLEN KINGS !!! – 4 RANCID TURDS, 3 BEST FRIENDS, 2 STINKIN GLOVES and a DOWNLOAD SINGLE FOR FREE.
On the sixth day of Christmas Beholder gave to me 6 FAKERS PRAYING – 5 FALLEN KINGS !!! –
4 RANCID TURDS, 3 BEST FRIENDS, 2 STINKIN GLOVES and a DOWNLOAD SINGLE FOR FREE.
Skimming through the internet it’s become apparent that it’s not just the usual suspects that can be classed as ridiculous religious beliefs – but there are some real corkers. Raelism – the belief that humans were created in an alien lab from alien DNA 25,000 years ago. Pana Wave – where its essential to wear white masks and coats to protect from Electromagnetic Waves and their claim to fame included trying to kidnap a famous seal? (the equivalent to trying to steal Ling Ling the Panda!). Yet our own favourite is the Prince Philip Cult where the old fart is seen as a god in the south pacific – marvellous.
So that got us to thinking – Beholder should become a religion!! BEHOLDERISM! We celebrate all things related to facial hair, extremely loud music and the excessive drinking of alcohol – WHO’S IN?
“But greed has drawn us in—yet we deny our sin
As our blackened intentions are scars carved into the bone
As we build false thrones—reaping fortune denies—as we follow the blind
Is this weakened existence fulfilled—as it consumes us all”
– Lyrics from THIS BLACKENED EARTH (The Order Of Chaos)
Profit Of The Lie and Toxic Nation (Live at Bloodstock Open Air) GET YOUR FREE COPY NOW – http://beholder.bandcamp.com
Taken from ‘The Order Of Chaos’ available on Razorline Records for pre-order on Jan 4th 2013 from beholder.bigcartel.com with official release on Feb 1st.